Chubby Bums

(Moose ears for letter "M"in preschool this week)

Isaac on the subject of gender differences:

Isaac:  "Mom, boys and girls have the same bums...."

Mom: "Yep."

Isaac: " But then girls bums get chubby."

Mom (laughing) : " No, just your moms."

Isaac: "No," (and then he proceeded to tell me who's bum he thought was chubby which I didn't think was chubby AT ALL and so I asked him what he thought " a chubby bum" was.)

Isaac: "It's kind-of big and when they walk it WIGGLES."

Mom: (laughing HISTERICALLY)

Isaac on the subject of his duties:

(I was thanking Isaac for letting me get a lot of house work and laundry done while Easton napped. He wanted me to play with him but I had already warned him that I had alot to do. So, I was thanking him for not throwing a fit and letting me get it done and for his help.)

Isaac ( in a very "oh pish posh" manner) :  "Oh mom, you don't have to always thank me.  I always help you and help everyone.  Don't worry, I have to help you when you want me to clean up."

Mom: " But doesn't it make you feel good when I tell you I am grateful for you help."

Isaac: " Yeah, but you don't have to say thank you." ( Still  very "oh, tsk tsk Mother" )